I pray every night that somebody will overlay the song ‘Happy’ onto a video of Eeyore walking around looking desolate.
Every “nightmare” I’ve had in the past few years has only been terrifying because I have committed a heinous crime in it. Waking up is only a relief because I realize I won’t be going to jail.
if you’re going to remember one thing in this world let it be this: there is nothing objectively gayer than straight cismen
I was literally just thinking this the other day.